The Social Media Psalm

Tom and I wrote this on dump today:

tommoody: my blog is my tumblr, i shall not want...
hypothete: it maketh me repost that fancy hipster shot of a girl at a party
tommoody: he leadeth me to the path of foolishness
hypothete: it destroyeth my employability because interviewers always google me first
hypothete: it convinces me to employ search engine optimization for my namesake
hypothete: yea, though I lurk through the chans and crackpot time-cube pages for lulz, I will fear no evil
hypothete: for I am not dumb enough to bait anonymous
tommoody: for hackers will protect me (not)
hypothete: my anonymity and lack of fame comforts me
tommoody: for my proximity to the name of a famous cricket player protects me
hypothete: thou preparest a "block" function to unfriend my enemies
tommoody: thy rod and thy blockage shall comfort me
hypothete: thou anointeth my blog with pageviews and retweets, my bandwidth runneth over
hypothete: surely I will be followed on twitter all the days of my life
hypothete: and I will dwell in the house of Google forever
tommoody: yeah though i walk through the valley of search engines